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Taking a gnarly shit during a urinary analysis proctored exam on purpose.
God Damnit Sargent, you know better! The sign clearly stated urinary analysis! This is not the place for a Beef Wellington!
Taking a gnarly shit during a urinary analysis proctored exam on purpose.
God Damnit Sargent, you know better! The sign clearly stated urinary analysis not a beef Wellington!
I love a ‘Beef Smoothie’ no chance of getting hair stuck between your teeth when you’re going down on your missus
N. When a male ejaculates on a female and has nothing but a hamburger to wipe her. She may or may not eat the burger afterwards.
clarise was covered in cum and could barely see or breathe, luckily Randal had a beef napkin
when a young female has had sex so often that her roast BEEF (nasty vagina) sticks inside out like a fish TAIL
That slut has to have a nasty BEEF TAIL by now.
Trying to get em to gain weight...
I put my doberman in a high protein diet; trying to beef em up!!
Jennas mom: Ummm maddie, I thought i was the coolest mom. But I guess not, so im pullin up, and we’re slicing beef”
maddie: huh