nose hair burning ass bomb

flatulence so disgusting that it seemingly singes the hair follicles inside of the nostrils

Johnnie dropped a nose hair burning ass bomb and the smoke from the singed nose hairs floated out of my nostrils.

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Disturbing My Foot Hair

Causing an uncontrollable urge to dance.

This song is really disturbing my foot hair!

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Park One's Yacht In Hair Harbor

to have sexual intercourse with a member of the fairer sex.

I think I'm going to go home tonight and pat the old lady on the ass and park the ol' yacht in hair harbor. Deal!

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fucking asshole dipshit with funky hair

a jackass who puts braids in his hair and thinks hes cool..

hes also really sexy ;)

YOU JACKASS! YOU'RE ACTING LIKE MATT:a fucking asshole dipshit with funky hair!

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pool rack with afro hair

another nyc radio goody...when a girl's most intimate of areas is so hairy that it looks like a pool rack pushed down over an afro when viewed from above...

Bitch so hairy her snatch looks like a pool rack with afro hair

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I like your hair

A phrase used to indicate that a person is good-looking. Very popular among queer women who don't know how to flirt.

Lesbian 1: I like your hair...
Lesbian 2: Thank you, I like your tattoos

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national shoot a hair tie day

when you shoot a hair tie from your thumb and it hurts (might get arthritis), and then it hits a computer and slowly but surely types out "monopoly".

yo i got bad early onset arthritis in m 19 year old thumb from national shoot a hair tie day
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