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When ur partner wants to break up with you. They tell you, "It's not you, it's me." It basically means, I wana dump u cos ur mingin and that guy/bird over there is miles fitter, so l8r loser...
Ur holding hands with ur b.f/g.f and are smitten with each other, when suddenly, this really fit guy/girl walks by, you can see your partner druelling @ the site of them. They tell you that its not working and that, "Its not you, it's me."
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run together like "heyu" is a SOUTHERN expression made popular by Lewis Grizzard, Southern writer. Usually said by good ol boys.
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you all or y'all (why hasn't this been set straight in English?)
yous guys come over here and let me show you how to use that wrench..
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The best comeback for people who pretend to be burnt out.
Use this comeback if you are bipolar and are ignorant of the world outside of online trash talk.
1:"Are you done? You get no head."
2:"Who do you get head from?"
1:"Shut up Brett"
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Used to point out when a person has a lot of a particular thing. The opposite of no * for you.
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completely and utterly useless phrase people up north use in the place of ya'll. it means you guys, but they just have to be stupid and (besides not using the much simpler phrase ya'll) add -es to the phrase "you guys". As I have said many times with great wisdomosity, ya'll is much simplier to say.
Hey are you guyses going to the movie?
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An insult to be used when someone has done something stupid or made a mistake. Something REALLY stupid.
It is insulting because obviosuly you would have to be a real dumbass to buy an iPad. That makes this basically the modern form of "You bought an N-Gage, didn't you?"
Peter: I want to see the new Twilight movie!
Carl: You bought an iPad, didn't you?
Kyle: Stan, where's the kitchen?
Stan: Right over there Kyle!
*Kyle gets lost in the basement*
Stan: Kyle! You moron! Are you in the basement!?
Eric: Kyle bought an iPad didn't he?
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