when someone is on the verge of busting a load their parents shoves a quark screw up the urethra and screams “haha you got skrewd over” while the victim is screaming in pain as he nuts with blood dripping for his hole.
condansian - “IM BOUTA BUST!”
Dericiableo - *shoves quark screw in urethra with impeccable force and precision* “you jus got “Skrewd Over” hahaha”
When someone with ginger hair doesn't like gay people
That ginger over there does not like homosexuals
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: So you are going to try to kill me over a digital footprint of child pornography: The First Juvenile Release (Souto).
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You want to SUCK A DICK so badly in the LEGAL like a movie that is EXCELLENT which they continue to show despite it's planned showing time is suppose to end.
No matter how much I COAX and WHEEDLE , DICK I am I cannot as I am HELD OVER AS A DICK and I cannot get any BLOW JOBS anywhere to perform but hey the bright side is at least I know I am not the only one that has a virtually non existent quite small FELLATIO RATIO.
You say this whenever you run over your favorite celebrity or something goes wrong.
Josh: Run over Oprah
OMG I JUST RAN OVER OPRAH
having its contents piled above the brim or edge, spilling out and piled even on the handle
Gabby was making coffee and scooped an over-heaping amount of coffee grounds into the coffee maker filter.
A term for someone to point out who is cancerous. Especially a guy named Luke
Luke over there! It's Jake!