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The "European Bubble Butt" was created in Miami, Fl by local rapper X2TP (X2 Tha P) And is a sex move/position in which liquids such as (Soft Drinks, Energy Drinks, Alcohol etc. is poured into a woman's rectum by there partner. The partner will then proceed by inserting a McDonald's straw into the woman's rectum and then blowing on the other end of the straw causing the liquids in the woman's rectum to bubble, it was inspired from when X2TP (X2 Tha P) was younger having meal's in restaurants, where he would put different drinks in a cup and mixed them together by blowing with a straw. BUT WAIT! there's more, Part 2 of the position begins soon after the bubbles have settled, The woman will sit in a squatting position over 2 shot glasses, She will begin pushing the liquid out from her rectum and into the shot glasses, anymore liquid that has missed or hasn't been used MUST be disposed of "properly". The Final part of the move/position is to cut the McDonald's Straw in half, Placed into the 2 Shot Glasses and elegantly sipped on by the couple. Once Finished they MUST say "God Save Tha Queen", The Sex move/position has been completed.
Rules:
1. Must Be A McDonalds Straw
2. Must Be With Someone From Europe or If Not Possible Must Be Performed In Europe
3. Have Fun!
Person 1: Hey Honey! I Know we've been going through a ruff patch recently BUT i think i know have to change that.
Person 2: Really How?
Person 1: Well it's called the "European Bubble Butt" Its where i will pour liquid into your asshole then*
Person 2: (Interrupt's) What the actual fuck is wrong with you!!!!
Person 1: Well i just thought*
Person 2: (Interrupt's) Well you thought wrong!! How dare you talk to me about this inside a movie theatre people might hear you
Person 3: Actually we can hear you but continue, tell us more about this "European Bubble Butt (By X2 Tha P)"
I-D-P-L-M-A-L is a memory device to remember the order in which musical modes follow each other. A common way to remember this order is to remember the phrase "I Dig Phat Ladies - Mostly All Lesbian" which will help you to order the modes in the correct manner:
Ionian
Dorian
Phrygian
Lydian
Mixolydian
Aeolian
Locrian
"Shit, dude! What mode comes after phrygian?"
"Just remember I-D-P-L-M-A-L! I... Dig... Phat... Ladies..."
"Lydian! It's lydian! Fuck, you are a pro!"
"Your cursing is beginning to sound like a locrian triad to me."
"What?"
"The tritone."
"What?"
"Why are you even in this class?"
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the point of EXTREME boredom when you hit your hands or face on the keyboard multiple times.
stop typing ghgjumyhnkilo,jnhbgfvsxaz';/pdegftrbvbg fhnj kjlk in the chat bob.
If you want to be really tricky, instead of saying P base three you can curveball it by saying P base four minus one. A P3 was originaly an unfinished drawing of a penis, but now has come to mean penis.
I started drawing a penis on my friend's homework but I only managed a p base four minus one.
"Quit grabbing your P base four minus one in public, Mark, it's impolite."
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Every girl has a back-up plan, a plan B, or even plan C when trying to get laid. Some girls have a longer list that go all the way to L-M-N-O-P (like mine).
The "L-M-N-O-P's" are your last resort. He doesn't care that your stumbling and slurring your speech. He doesn't care that you have been dancing with other guys all night. He doesn't care that you haven't shaved your legs. He is the guy that will take you as you are no matter what just to get a shot at you. They lower their standards for you because you are drunk, they will probably never have a shot at you again, or the times they had you they really liked the cookie. But you lower your standards because they aren't attractive, you haven't found anyone better, or the last time you guys hooked up he didn't lay it down. The LMNOP's are an option that you just don't take.
My advice, just go home.
aimee: i need a quickie tonight
ashlee: why dont you call johnny over?
aimee: he was super lame last time we hooked up
ashlee: oh so he's your plan B now?
aimee: nah, more like a Plan L-M-N-O-P. Ya know, i'm really tired..maybe I should just go home alone tonight
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