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The way Lisa Cimorelli described marriage before she was married
Christina: “You’re 28, and you’re getting married. How does it feel?”
Lisa: “It feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana.”
The first sentence to the rap "Riding Round in a Rova"
Riding round in a rover, If I see opps and it's over, I'll send man straight to Jehova when I take shots like M. Sharapova.
PG-13 euphemism for intercourse between consenting adults. Popularized by Danny DeVito as on an episode of Taxi when his character (Louie DePalma) confessed to Rhea Perlman (who played his girlfriend on the show) that he had an affair behind her back.
"Well, Sophie and I.....we took a hammock ride."
"Losers whine and make excuses. Winners do their dirty work and take a hammock ride with the prom queen."
A whole new level of dick riding.
Example: if someone (typically a fan) who is obsessed with their favorite entertainer, so much that even if that entertainer is problematic or just a piece of shit, and if they still support them then they’re soul riding.
Soul Riding is a whole new level of Dick Riding, when a person (typically a fan) who is a Stan, And will keep supporting what they like even if the person they’re supporting is problematic.
Example: When a person tries to defend their favorite entertainer for they did very bad they’ll try their hardest to support that entertainer no matter how bad they are.
Person 1: I know this person is problematic but I’ll still support them even though I was given evidence on that person
Person 2: so even if you were given evidence of what this person is doing or has done to others you’re still going to support them?
Person 1: yes, because I enjoy their entertainment.
Person 2: You’re not even Dick Riding anymore you’re SOUL RIDING.
someone who has no business riding a bicycle. Or even walking next to one. Watching them attempt to do so falls somewhere between a child's first try on two wheels or your 83 year old grandmother who happens to have Parkinson's disease ride a bicycle. Similar to the term "pushing mongo" often used to describe a skateboarder who pushes with the wrong foot.
Check out dude riding longo!!! He nearly got hit by that car then ran straight into the bus stop! Ha! Awesome. Idiot...
Being the only person riding a roller coaster.
I managed to secure a zen ride on Top Thrill Dragster today!