nino's socks

romantically mismatched

-hey, did you sarah and Sarah are dating now?
-oh no, that's so cool! and they both have the same name! they must be so compatible

-unfortunately no. they are like nino's socks! it's like apples and chameleons.

-isn't it apples and oranges?
-yes but that just proves how incredibly incompatible they are.

In the socks

When the shit so bad you strip down to only your socks

Man this shit has me in the socks

sock feels

sock feels is that time where you get your socks wet. it’s always between 12-3pm when this happens. let’s not lie, when you get your socks wet, you just wanna die. that’s why now it will become a thing!

Me: “*falls in water with socks on at 3pm*”
My friend: “you know what time it is.”
Me: “im in my sock feels😭💔”

Ramen Sock

An old gym sock filled with shrimp ramen.

I gave my step-dad a Ramen Sock for Chtistmas.

sock skin

The little hard bits that form on the bottom of your sock.

"Whats that on the bottom of your sock?"
" Oh, just a little sock skin"

Socked Cock

An uncircumcised glory stick for comfortable riding

She was definitely a socked cock lover.
No mustard and little pita buns .

put a sock in it

Stop talking

Here's a sentence using "put a sock in it":

* The librarian shushed the chattering students, "Put a sock in it, everyone! Others are trying to read."