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Maryland Syndrome is when something is soooooooooooo bad or cringy it actually becomes good. For example: The Maryland Flag looks so bad it actually looks good because its uniqueness.
Guy 1: Yo that flag looks so bad and unusual it is giving me Maryland Syndrome.
Guy 2: Same here, I love how it is different from all of the other flags
GD syndrome is a word to use to describe someone that has an obsession with a female’s fetus. Especially someone that wants a girl to shit on his chest.
He had bad GD syndrome he wanted her to shit on him!
When a younger lad, who has been unable to attend alcohol oriented happenings, finally gets to go out and therefore drinks enormous amounts . Thereby resembling a middle aged man who finally gets to leave the kids at home and go out for a cold one with the boys - without having to think about the hangover and breathing pure alcohol into the head of his child, the day after. Hence naming this, the dad syndrome
"Mikey is really knocking those beers down eh? - Yeah he has been working the entire month, he has the dad syndrome"
Increasing numbers of ladies in this world, in the gorgeous category, have the frustration of human maleso consistently getting so excited when they attempt to make love to the gorgeous girl......they consistently pre-ejaculate ........... leaving the most Gorgeous of young ladies perpetually insatiated.....hence, "The Gorgeous Syndrome"......It’s rise to a pandemic is inversely related to the 1% per year reduction of male Testosterone since WWII in Western men, American Men in particular. It is actually a pandemic far worse than COVID-19....It just kills Gorgeous Girls Far....More....Slowly! Fellow reviewers, the Gorgeous Syndrome is a “REAL CONDITION”, discovered by this author in private health care practice……PLEASE, in the public interest, do not let YOUR EGO preclude the publishing thereof. Thank You…..and……all the girls with "The Gorgeous Syndrome" Thank YOU!
Gorgeous Girl I: Whys are so sad, Andrea?
Gorgeous Girl II: Because I never thought when I was gorgeous little girl that I would someday dream of being ugly so dudes would take so long to CUM that I would get to CUM. This Gorgeous Syndrome sucks.
Gorgeous Girl I: I knooow….I have had the Gorgeous Syndrome since my last beauty pageant. Mamma always wanted me to smile & have a glow for those pageants. She would take her giant vibrating dildo to me, make me CUM so many times that I’d smile like a cartoon character and I would glow like a lightening bug………haven’t CUM since then.
Gorgeous Girl II: I never met your Mamma.
Gorgeous Girl I: She is in prison for unfair pageantry practices.
This very rare diesease called Theo Syndrome, also named by TS. Is when youre so attractive and handsome that you can get laid with every mother in your town.
Friend 1: Did you hang out with Theo last night?
Friend 2: No man, has he not told you?
Friend 1: No what happened?
Friend 2: He totally banged your mother last night!
Friend 1: What! How does he do it?
Friend 2: He probably has Theo Syndrome
instead of brain there is only bingus
man 1 :" hey man, are you ok? u seem kind of quiet "
man 2 : " sorry man I have bingus syndrome "
Tomato Syndrome is a syndrome with short-lasting effects. It's when your face turns red and you grow green hair. Tomato Syndrome has many causes, it can happen when you sit in the sun for too long, when you laugh too hard, when you eat too many tomatoes, just about everything can cause it.
The symptoms will go away after a few minutes to an hour. If symptoms persist, go see a doctor.
Jack: *is dying from laughter and starts to turn red, one of the early signs of Tomato Syndrome*
Jill: There you go, you laughed so hard that you got Tomato Syndrome! Now we have to wait for you to go back to normal.