take you down town

a wise crack made to someone that made a stupid comment. A zinger.

From baseball when a pitcher throw a curveball that doesn't break. It usually coems in slower than a fastball, rigth in the batter's wheel house and the batter hits a home run

John: My girlfiend won't give me sex
Bill: Casue your dick is to small . . . sorry, you hung me a curve ball, I had to take you down town.

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His Biden’s taking a Trump

Another term for taking a shit, or literally; “your ass is taking a shit”. Makes sense because ‘Trump’ and ‘Biden’ are proper definitions for ‘Shit’ and ‘Ass’.

Gerald: Hey where’s Richard?

Marcus: Oh his Biden’s taking a Trump he’ll be right out.

Gerald: Oh ok.

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take the ole eye to the optometrist

1. having sex

2. having sex after a long period of not having sex

I haven't had any in a long time its time to take the ole eye to the optometrist!

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Taking Over the N Word

When you're playing a MOBA and your team is way ahead.

"As an intellectual, I can say with full confidence that Lucio, the discerning hero, is the sole reason that we're taking over the n word.

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take off my phone case

Online slang for SH, based off the fact that some people put their razors in their phone case
NOT CONDONING THIS, GET SOME MF HELP DUDE

After a long day, I had to take off my phone case

I've got to take Justin home.

A bowel movement.

That Mexican food I ate for lunch ran right through me, I've got to take Justin home.

Also,

I have to take a wicked Stun.

can give sarcasm but cant take it

lucille

Can give sarcasm but cant take it