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My Gardner was using a Mexican metal detector out side
Of my bed room while I was trying to sleep
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The activity of landscapers(typically of the Latino persuasion) swinging their leaf blowers and weed-wackers around during spring cleanup time in the Northeast USA.
"I can't even hear myself think! Those landscapers next-door playing Mexican Air-Guitar are annoying the shit out of me with that noise!"
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When One Consumes Xanax Sticks, LSD, And Ecstasy.
Juan: hey Carlos you gunna Mexican Candy flip holmes?
Carlos: wutz dat whey?¿?
Juan: Urban Dictionary it Fool i just put it as im saying this.
Carlos: Your a douche
Juan: thats not what your sister said last night
Carlos: *pulls out gun*
RIP JUAN.
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a wild, unkempt mane of pubic hair.
Bobby needs to shave his Mexican Jew fro.
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Initial steady stream of shit disbursed through the anus ( usually accompanying sever anal burning) whilst on the toilet after a hefty meal of Mexican food.
"I was so sick after I ate five tacos at that Mexican restaurant, talk about a Mexican Ass Fountain!
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The horn in an automobile. Used in conversation to describe the idiotic act of continuously honking the car horn for several seconds instead of doing what is safe and prudent while traveling at an unsafe speed... applying the brakes.
So named for the unfortunate driving practices of Mexican cab drivers.
Also known as the Egyptian brake pedal.
Yo Vashon! Don't slow down at that intersection. We are going to be late for our drug deal! Give 'em the Mexican brake pedal... those pedestrians will get the Hell out of our way!
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Wedging a poop covered penis in between a butt crack and sliding it back and forth, which leaves a little poop trail behind.
The other night I performed a mexican bob sled on some chick's behind. Awkward, to be sure, and she won't shit right for a week.
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