pounch bros

4 REAL ass niggas they always bout they shit if you see them now they rocking some real shit on there body ALL FREE

pounch bros really bout it

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Wow bro

What you say when you say question that's somthing that you would only question if you were to be on drugs or are in thy shower at the current moment

Me:In 2024 queen elizabeth would have reined for 69 years and 2024 turned sidways is 4202

The bois:wow bro

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Bro-show

A party thrown by a guy in which only guys show up: a complete disappointment. Originates from the term "no-show."

Guy #1: We should go to Chris's party so we can meet up with some girls.

Guy #2: It's not worth it, his last party was a complete bro-show.

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Bro Pie

Bro Pie is another word for Pizza.
Bro's gotta eat.

Fuck yeah lets get some bro pie.

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film bro

a letterboxed user who loves taxi driver, parasite, her, charlie kaufman, pcw and any war film in russian or german

also probably a commie

and asshole who listens to shoegaze

“yeah my favourite movie is american psycho, patrick bateman is actually really relatable”

“ew a fucking film bro”

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Bro ette

noun: Used to describe a close female friend

Hey Beyonce did you know your my bro ette?

Paris Hilton your my bro ette for life!

Hey! that isn't a dog that is my bro ette

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Traditional Bro

- (noun) An advanced version of a basic bro who does things the “traditional” way. Can be often attributed to the following characteristics/habits:

• Says he likes his whiskey neat, and makes it a point to tell everyone that “I’m a whiskey neat type of guy.”
• Has his last name tattooed on his back.
• Has been wearing the same ball cap since high school, and refuses to wash it.
• Every girlfriend is a potential marriage victim, because that’s how he was raised. (strong possibility of a Valentine’s Day proposal, it’s the traditional thing to do)
• Often quotes “How I Met Your Mother” or “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.”

Friend: “Hey, what are you drinking there?”
Traditional Bro: “It’s Maker’s Mark, neat.”
Friend: “Man, that must burn, drinking it straight!”
Traditional Bro: “Nah, I’m a whiskey neat type of guy, doesn’t phase me.”

Friend: “Hey, you and LaKashandra are moving kind of fast, moved in together after 3 months?”
Traditional Bro: “Hey man, I don’t play games, I’m here for the long haul, it’s the traditional way.”

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