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“Whoa did you see his trouser snake? It’s fucking HUGE!!”
A day went people come together to hit snakes
A massive dump after a massive dinner so big it coils on itself.
A guest remarked that even after five flushes he could not get rid of the dinner snake.
When a guy takes a picture in the mirror and his dick hangs so low it isn’t in the picture
“Holy shit look at his mirror snake in this”
“His mirror snake is so long
A throbbing penis that leans slightly to one side
I was with this guy last night and he had this furious snake pirate. It was horrendous
When your friend has a weird laugh that sounds like a snake
Triston: "Bro, here comes Bryson. He has a weird snake laugh."
Drew: "Hey Bryson, you lookin hella cute today."
Bryson: "Tss tss tss tss"