*(similar to “stick in the mud” but even worse)*
someone who is a agony inducing pain in everyones ass and doesn’t question their own actions which made people hate them and also dosen’t bother to change it
miss stanley will write you a referral if you didn’t loop around the hallway which looping around the hallway is time consuming and can potentially make people late for their classes so which made act like a soggy turd in the mud to every student who was trying to get to class on time
I'll be right there in a couple minutes, I gotta occupy turd street
A turd so large, nothing else can fit in your prison wallet.
Joe almost got prison raped, but his prison turd saved him.
That little bit of poop stuck going down the toilet that your to lazy to clean so it lives there forever now
"My fudgy turd sickle is so big now, but I'm way too lazy to scrub it.... His names Jerry"
a douchebag bag that dresses elegantly to impress everyone.
a narcissist in high fashion clothing.
Wow mike that's quite an outfit, your a real giftwrap turd
When out of toilet paper you will seek out a news paper to wipe your ass.
Had a wonderful and amazing lunch however I went on a turd rampage since the bathroom was all out of toilet paper.
A brown panel van that's the same color as shit that it makes people throw up and criticize over the color.
Guess what I saw on the way to work today?
What'd you see?
A big ugly brown van!!
It looks like a turd on wheels!!!
He need to go drive that fucker off the cliff. Either that or repaint it.