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yo mama so fat that she had to get baptized at sea world.
yo mama so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon.
yo mama so ugly when Mike Tyson punched her she got 10 times prettier.
Sorry, I shouldn't really talk about yo mama like that, I don't even know the man.
yo mama so fat she plays pool with the planets
The bitch... I am... banging... right now... as I am writing this...
It was hard for me to type the definition of "yo mama" on Urban Dictionary while I was balls deep in Yo Mama"
Don’t be afraid for me, because “yo los cargo”…
~my Nano on his deathbed.
When somebody is going to dab you up they are going to say yo jit. Also can be used when you want somebody do something for you.
Yo jit dab me up!
Yo jit do the dishes fo me.
A common phrase used by the black population
Homeless guy: “spare some change sir?”
Black guy: “I fucked my mom last night”
Homeless guy: “Incest is bad”
Black guy: “shut yo bitch ass up”
What RTK says whenever she hears about hype stickers on vinyl records
Me: I was supes pumped to the get the Cure's The Head On The Door in original shrink wrap with a hype sticker!
RTK: Hehe - Da Hype Yo!
A woman sporting an extremely large cameltoe in an international airport!
Hey check out her cameltoe she is a yo-yo smuggler for sure!