A total fucking retard that does the most stupidest shit whenever he can.
don’t be friends with this retard, you'll regret it...
Guy: You friends with Jake?
Other guy: yea why?
Guy: okay, he’s gonna ruin ur day.
someone who is named “Jake” are Riley cool “not as cool as someone named Tennyson” but still cool
Jake is cool but I like tenn more
Jakes usually tend to be lovers but often get confused by girls as a player due to there attention they get from females due to his natural beauty and large penis mainly 8+ inches. His natural habitat is definitely a night club full of attractive ladies who have fat bunda and pierced nipples as most Jakes describe the taste of them like a house key and they describe that sensation as no place like home… oufft
Mate 1:He loves them pierced nipples
Mate 2: that is defo jake
Jake: oufft
opps; street slang for police
ayo, jakes at the door. hide the bud.
fuck 12. watch out for the jakes.