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A thing a person has, basically someone who brags about their age/time they were born, thinking people will think they are cool for being a old piece of shit.
Henry: What are you looking at kid? Go play on the swings
Jimmy: uh oh, someone has a boomer boner
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Someone who's breath smells like dick, someone who forgot to swallow. (giving head)
"Jesus Kevin you have a bad case of boner breathe. Who's dick you been sucking?"
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An erection that is gained by nerds when they talk about technology. Benjamin Joseph Wickens gets them all the time.
What happens when people talk about goigle fiber is a Nerd Boner.
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While Texting/ Emailing/ IMing, your girlfriend says something that excites your penis.
"Today I was talking to my girlfiend about having sex, and her response gave me a total cyber boner!"
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the act of a girl walking into the room and a guy instantly getting a colossal boner.
Friend: Dude i got one of the nicest boner jobs last night.
Other Friend: Damn your lucky.
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The awkward result when a man puts a thick wallet in his front pocket. If angled correctly, it looks like some sort of creepy sideways erection.
Ewww, look at David's pants!
Don't worry, that's just a wallet boner.
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You wake up you think you got the real thing but you got a trouser full of baby boner which couldnt even touch the sides on a bag of dicks
"Hey mate I got a baby boner"
"can it touch the sides on a bag of dicks?"
"Na"
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