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The act of taking a shit inside someone else's asshole.
I was hanging out with Eli one night when he asked me if he could shit in my ass. I told him I did not like Death Star docking stations.
There's nothing like a nice creamy Death Star docking station from your lover first thing in the morning.
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When you don't have a plan, but want to sound like you have one. Something Mr.Garrison says in South Park.
Person: Mr.Garrison, how are you going to solve the immigration problem.
Mr.Garrison: Well, we'll fuck them all to death.
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The Apple equivalent of the blue screen of death (Windows). The cursor changes from an arrow into the aforementioned symbol
It's appearance signals the imminent freezing of one or more programs. Typically thwarted by force-quitting the program, or in more severe cases, shutting down the computer.
Crap, there was too much to load on that girl's MySpace; I got the spinning beach ball of death.
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The act of standing over a dick, spreading your legs, and commiting suicide, therefore falling onto the dick and having your corpse be penetrated and bringing joy to the other person as they cry when using your corpse to pleasure themselves. After they are finished they throw the body into a nearby dumpster, set it on fire, and roll it down a hill while shoving a raw fish up their ass.
This ritual was apparently invented when Columbus discovered America, and found several drawings for instructions.
The ritual is believed to cure the disease of being necrophilic and emo, but so far it has only been a 3% chance.
Her: "I don't wanna live anymore I miss my daddy but I'm also horny :^("
Him: "Let's perform the emo death fall ritual"
Her: "k but I really miss my daddy"
Him: "I honestly don't care and neither does anybody else"
Her: "I want to do it now"
Him: "Fantastic"
its the fucked up act done by a racist bitch-ass person
are u happy now Trump
DONALD TRUMP IS THE CAUSE OF George Floyd's Death..................... PERIOD
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The dirty bastard who's last few minutes are upon him. That bastard faces an undescribable punishment. Actually its commonly described as scourging. Either stick in the limb, squid shock man or hang head from thick flammable brown lines.
Joseph: Detention is the worst!
Aaron: Frankly, Either stick in the limb, squid shock man or hang head from thick flammable brown lines, are the worst.
Can also be used when analyzing fingerprints through a low zoom magnifier. Only in Asia though.
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(masculine) tech. jargon on porn set - when a male actor on porn set is unable to acheive an erection, he pinches the base of his penis very hard so blood cannot get out.
e.g. Come on, John, you dragon master motherfucker, do that Kung Fu death grip and let's shoot the scene again from top.
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