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The limp dick you get from either after ejaculation or from a huge turn off.
Man there's no way I was gonna be able to give my girl some lovin with this sponge dick!
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A pesky hair growing on the shaft of the penis; or a particularly annoying person (usually male).
Ouch, something is pulling on one of my dick whiskers; or
I can't stand hanging around with Ken because he is such a dick whisker.
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"What is a dildo?" "It's a girls dick."
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Any STI or STD that causes visible harm (i.e., sores, warts, blisters) to the genitalia. Though it is named after the slang term for the male reproductive anatomy, dick rot can be applied as a term for an STD/STI carried by a female as well.
John: "Dude, we watched the STD/STI film today in health class. For something that is so gross, it sure does have a clean, tidy name."
Jack: "I know, man. It just didn't make me want to avoid STDs nearly enough. That's why I think of it as dick rot. It just screams, 'This stuff is nasty and is to be avoided.' Way more to the point."
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When you riding the dick like a bicycle all night and then you get sore and can't walk properly
In Ariana Grandes song "side to side" Nicki Minaj says "Wrist icicle, ride dick bicycle"
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generally doing nothing of any real purpose such as throwing stones or perhaps mucking about with a stick.
"lets go down to the river and dick around"
Carl - "what have you been up to this weekend?" Peter - "not a lot, mostly dicking around" - Carl - "oh nice!"
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Another term for "Are you kidding me," "Get real," or "Give me a fucking break". Used when something so ridiculous is said that it is compared to someone's mom having a dick.
"Hey, I banged Jennifer last night!"
"Yeah, mom's dick!"
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