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This longstanding joke plays on the fact that Rockstar Game's next installment of their GTA video game series has taken over a decade for them to release; with their last GTA game released in 2013.
The joke's been beaten to death and is used on almost every post, but until the game releases, they're not wrong.
Nuclear war breaks out
"Damn we got WW3 before GTA VI"
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"We got X before GTA VI on Urban Dictionary before GTA VI"
the most beautiful line ever written
“taylor swift is shit” - npc
“somewhere in the haze got a sense ive been betrayed” - a god
“nevermind”
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When someone doesn’t wipe their ass. It’s also from a famous song (not really though)
Guy 1:I didn’t wipe my butt I just pooped and got up
Guy 2:WTF BRO
Will hide under avas bed for hours waiting for a strand of hair to fall down
"I caught harvey doing the dirty got"
Will hide under avas bed for hours waiting for a strand of hair to fall down
"I caught harvey doing the dirty got"
To get the just the tip of a penis in you vagina/butt.
I got the tip last night I guess it was OK.
A sexually transmitted disease in which a girl grows an appendage (or "tail") out of their vagina.
Girl 1: We can finally have sex now, I've got the Lizards!
Girl 2: Really? That's great! Being sexually attracted to girls have finally paid off.