It means that you're on your way to take a jerk. Instead of openly saying that you want to jerk off, this is a way for parents to hopefully not understand, which reduces the chance of them catching you jerking off.
"Guys, will be back soon, I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA"
Expressing willingness to what was proposed. Another way of saying "I'm down."
Wanna go watch a movie?
Ya I'm ham
Denial is a river in egypt you are gay
Wilhelm: "I'm not like that" proceeds to kiss Simon
The most terrific comeback and scary thing ever it is really offensive to say NEVER SAY IT THE GOVERNMENT WILL COME FOR YOU
Oh yeah. I'm gonna tell my mom.
When your texting somebody and your ready to listen.
(Text messages)
John:I'm so sad!
kate:I'm all fingers!
You died of laughter, aka something is that funny you laughed so hard you died. but it is extremely amusing.
Friend 1: DAMN, that man got crossed.
Friend 2: I'm Desiced
Something used in a very hard to finish argument and the place where I am
Guy 1- you stupid
Guy 2- I'm in Ur walls 😃