do me now

"Fuck me now."

"Let's have sex now."

"Baby, I'm so hot for you. Do me now."

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let me land

To let finish a sentence or thought when being interrupted.
Usually used by people in London

1: so like i was like dont do that and...
2: no, but
1: rah bruv, let me land

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The obey me heights

Here are the obey me brothers heights :)

The obey me heights

Lucifer: 6'3
Mammon: 6'0
Levi: 6'0
Satan: 6'0
Asmo: 5'9
Beel: 6'4
Belphie: 5'10

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no one understands me

what emo kids say alot.

no one understands me... :(

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are you shitting me?

A more extreme way of saying "Are you kidding me?" This phrase is commonly used to express doubt, surprise, and sometimes displeasure.

Teacher: You got 56% on the Math final.
Student: Are you shitting me?

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Pick me boy

The male equivalent of a pick me, another definition is a pick he

Avoid these people at all costs, they use emotional manipulation and guilt tripping to get their way, and obsessed over how they aren't like other guys.

Example of how pick me boys interact with girls:
boy: hi🥺
Girl: hello
Boy: i know you probably wont want to since i am so ugly, but would you want to date me? I am not like other guys 🥺
Girl: no i have a boyfriend
Boy: i understand, im just too ugly, all girls are the same
Girl: ...
Boy: i see you left me on read, nice guys never get picked...

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Dit me VNPT

Similar to Dit me FPT, when you see someone say this, it's usually they are experiencing bad network connections from local provider VNPT (Viet Nam Posts and Telecommunication). This is due to the fact that international cable is usually broken.

"I can't play, the ping is too high, dit me VNPT"