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muffin doob

a person who is not fully a douche bag, but is slightly more than a toolbag. Someone you still like, but know is lamesauce. He or she is therefore a muffin doob.

Brad used to be a good friend, but now he's such a muffin doob, geez how the times have changed.....

by krackalaitlin July 15, 2011


Muffin Smusher

Muffin Smusher, or "Muff Smusher" for short is another word used we use your manhood, or to describe a male slut.

Jimmy took a ball right in the muffin smusher

or

Jimmy gets a ton of chicks, he is a real muffin smusher

by Donl;asDonny September 5, 2018


Littlest Muffin

Muffin is a good friend that sounds like a Microsoft commentator

Littlest Muffin is a God of anime

by SGT.PeaceMaker January 8, 2019


Muffin clan

--a club on newgrounds.com that is wicked and EVERYONE SHOULD JOIN!!

Banana_Bread_Muffin = Adim

by carrot_Muffin March 14, 2004


muffin crown

When you stick a muffin in your girlfriends 'muffin' then eat the crown off the top of the muffin
Also used when a girl is on her period

Can call male friends this when they're bein a little bitch

My girlfriends muffin crown tastes so good

Bre get your muffin crown off me
Zac don't be a muffin crown
muffin crown vagina sex

by Alice in wonder May 1, 2015


Spongey Muffin

The act of rubbing one’s neck against another’s neck interlocking in an intimate neck hug. Usually done between bros.

Hey dude can we spongey muffin! Yeah dude I need a good spongey muffin to lift my spirits!

by Spongeymuffinman April 25, 2018


Long Muffin

a sheet cake

Get that long muffin out of here. I only eat dual layer, circular cakes.

by Trigger Johnson October 5, 2018