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It means that you're on your way to take a jerk. Instead of openly saying that you want to jerk off, this is a way for parents to hopefully not understand, which reduces the chance of them catching you jerking off.
"Guys, will be back soon, I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA"
Something you should never say on any public transport
Garry: "I'm the bomb!"
John "Bro, we're on a plane, you can't say that"
When you get fucking humbled by one of your friends and it was just to good for you to say anything back.
(Getting humbled is like someone tell you to sit down.)
"You fall so much you might as well always be on the floor"
Me:"You know that guy I was telling you about?"
M8 : "which one you talk about that many I lost track"
Me:I'm sat ✋😅🤚
Gay "code" for saying you're about to go and get sodomized.
Where you going?
I'm taking the bus
Well alright, be careful son
something you say when you say when you cannot taka a joke
"Hey! You're so dumb!"
- "Screw you! I'm done with you!"
"Bruh, it's just a joke,"
-"I'm so done with you!"
When you feel blessed by the hells finest devils to make your life shittier, and you totally chill about it.
I got rejected for a gipsy, but its fine, because im gonna be in my bed and im gonna cry for help, so thecnically, I'm done.
When a person talks about a topic a little to much but denies liking the thing they are talking about, thus creating a paradox as it is unknown whether they actually mean what they say.
"Jake talks about liking that one girl a little too much but says he doesn't like her. I think its an "I'm Joking" Paradox"
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