Over my dead body

If you say something happens over your dead body, you mean that you will stop at nothing to prevent it from happening.

John: i wana bang your sister, honey!

Wife: (pissed) over my dead body, remf!

John: (thinks) well, I couldn't have described your body better...

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Sucks Dead Dogs Dicks

The person is very gross or perverted.

The guy is so sick he sucks dead dogs dicks.

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Dead moose's last shit

Just another way of saying i dont care, similar to i dont give 2 shits!

Note - "Shit" must be said with much more emphasis than other words

Invented by tourrets guy (youtube)

Guy1 "who drank my Mountain Dew!?!"
Guy2 "I dont give a dead moose's last SHITT!

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Bring out your dead

A classic scene from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" where a man tries to put his living grandpa on the cart of dead bodies.

Old Man:"I feel happppppyyyyy!"
Son:No, you don't. You'll keel over any minute.
Old Man:"I think I'll go for a walk!"
*Son clubs old man and puts him on the cart*

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I am dead in this bitch

Becoming limp while still inside a girl.

Look up: Flacid

Guy 1 - "I am dead in this bitch"
Guy 2 - "Damn she take off the paper bag?"

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how to hide a dead body

First you kill them obviously then put them in car thej after burn car and any other evidence there is along with the car

Omg I need to know how to hide a dead body

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Dead Man Stare

The greatest band of all time to bless this lucky world with the music they so graciously bestow upon us.

Jeff: "What's that music you're listening to?"
Steve: "Dead Man Stare, mother fucker!"
Jeff: "They any good?"
Steve: "Is there a mustache in Mexico?"

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