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Adjective- A girl with STD's or a girl that has her man's cash in prizes in a noose.
*At a Club*
Idiot 1- Bro, that chick is totally checkin me out. Should i go tag that shit?
Smart Dude- Your fucking retarded, that chick is known to be a penis guy trap, just stay shy for a bit you horny bastard.
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The guy a girl always comes running back to with all her problems she's afraid her friends would judge her for. Best guy friends are different from your regular guy friends because you can talk to them them about anything and they tend to be very sympathetic and caring. Either the guy or the girl friend at one time or another complains about being in the friend zone but neither one of them actually does anything about it. Rumors often circle around that you and your best guy friend are dating and he'll often smile and respond with a shy "nah". There is often cute flirtatious tension between you and your best guy friend.
Girl: Period cramps make me look and feel like shit today.
Best Guy Friend: Aww no, you look gorgeous. I wish I could make you feel better somehow :(
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When you steal all her shit, when you're done having sex with her.
Last night, Sarah was a victim of a sneaky black guy. She woke up to find him and most of her stuff gone.
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Quotation: Date Masamune, 'Sengoku Basara'
Proposition that means that either shit is going down, or there is a hella orgy nearby.
Can only be used on a motor horse.
Are you ready guys? Rets PARTY!
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A harmless activity that male friends participate in for the purpose of reinforcing friendship or simply getting together to do something positive. Such activities include, but are not limited to beer drinking, discussing business and finance, watching or playing sports, playing videogames or card games, occasionally talking about women, or watching a movie that doesn't suck.
Guy's night out is one way for a man to be free, if only for a few hours.
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First person to die in every movie, usually in the first 5 minutes
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The most ridiculously difficult video game in the (known) universe.
Honestly if you find one harder than this please contact me because goddamn.
I wanna be the guy can be downloaded for free by typing it into google.
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