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when a person finds a song, movie, quote, ect. and posts their new find on a social network, proving that they found it before any of their friends can claim it was their idea.
Bob: bro, i really like this new song called Your Love. you should check it out.
Billy: but i heard that song like 3 days ago! i even have posted proof, check my twitter.
Bob: your right, you tweeted the chorus twice...
Billy: haha sucka.
a concept or initiative meant to embrace the mentality of an individual living in a social climate where the Kardashian obsession is no longer a phenomenon but the influence of the family's best qualities are apparent
a paradigm shift where the collective attention focused on the family is redirected onto us, permitting us a uniquely large shared head space to be filled with our sincerest personal stories in ways that popular culture contrives and deprives us of
re-appropriating the kardashian brand as a means of queering the platform and shedding visibility on less privileged identities
Friend 1: Did you see the final part of the Bruce interview last night?
Friend 2: Naw, but did you see another trans woman of color was brutally murdered for no reason again last night?
Friend 1: woah, i hadn't heard, that's pretty post-kardashian
Friend A: Are you a member of the facebook group /inb4/?
Friend B: the one where all the queer underground DIY netkids, artists, musicians n creatives share selfies celebrating their taboo?
Friend A: yah that one
Friend B: word i am, hella post-kardashian millenials in there
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The condition known as Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome is when one suffers the chronic traumatic stress syndrome brought about by a dream, or dreams; of being a squirrel, and waking up to find out that they are not in fact, a squirrel. Also known as PSTS.
I heard Lou Lou is suffering from Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome again, the poor girl. We'll bake her some brownies and take them over to her den where she's hiding.
'Oh you mean PSTS, that's nasty stuff!'
If the scratch user @White_Crystal_gaming doesn't post in the next five seconds @famedelf will come to his house within an hour
"Crysl post" "no" "112.452.12, see you soon!"
Don't care bitch you don't hage a right to do it EITHER WAY you fucking mongrel. You need to take your own advice and humble yourselves OR get your kids murdered more frequently until you learn to stop infesting people's lives like the cockroaches you are.
Hym "You're trying this as post hoc rationalization and it isn't going to work. 1 or 0 fuck-face. Choose."
A public sweet spot for spreading germs
I saw your little brother at the community licking post waiting his turn with your uncle's spot
The act of posting a response to the wrong status on Facebook. This person on your feed is so used to you responding to every status that you might as well be married. This person is now worried about you giving a response which has absolutely nothing to do with the status, and therefore knows you've been stepping out on him/her with another status.
Sheryl: What was up with your status about apples and then Theresa started talking about tampons?
Prudence: I know. I suspected she was a Post Infidel, but had to catch her in the act.