who shot john

As in saying something is bad, but in a question.

" this music SUCK! I wonder who shot John"

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I shot her school up

To ejaculate in a fertile woman

Jon: I shot her school up bro!
Marco: what the fuck does that mean!?
Jon: i jizzed in her bro
Marco: FUCK YEAH

HOW DO I SHOT WEB?

...Self explanitory.

Spider-Man, how do I shot web?

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super ultra mega cum shot

when a guy cum shots in a girl's ass three times in a row, and then the girl farts and the cum flies all over the place.

Dude, i super ultra mega cum shot Rebecca last night, some of it got into my eye.

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should i take another shot

If you're asking Urban Dictionary whether or not you should take a shot, you shouldn't take another shot. Honestly, you are DRUNK beyond all recognition.

Person A: "You seeing this dude? They're smacking "should i take another shot" into Google and just clicking on the first link that comes up."
Person B: "Holy fuck, they're shattered. They DO NOT need another shot."

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Shooting Star Shot (Triple S)

Fireball shooter that is taken when the shooter is placed at least 1" inside the vagina. Female to Male or Female to Female. Shoot your Shot.

Insert 50 ml + shooter within the vagina, tilt the girl back, and slowly drink the entirety of the shooter while it is inserted in her. Thus, a shooting star has been born.

Take your relationship to the next level with a Shooting Star Shot (Triple S) and take your party tricks to the next level as a couple.

The Shooting Star Shot (Triple S) was not like any other shot I have taken before. It broke all boundaries and it went to the moon.

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Hit Me With Your Best Shot

You're a real tough cookie
With a long history
Of breaking little hearts like the one in me
That's okay, lets see how you do it
Put up your dukes, let's get down to it
Hit me with your best shot
Why don't you hit me with your best shot
Hit me with your best shot
Fire away
You come on with the come on
You don't fight fair
That's okay, see if I care!
Knock me down, it's all in vain
I get right back up on my feet again!
Hit me with your best shot
Why don't you hit me with your best shot
Hit me with your best shot
Fire away
You're a real tough cookie with a long history
Of breaking little hearts like the one in me
Before I put another notch in my lipstick case
You better make sure you put me in my place!

Hit me with your best shot...
C'mon!
Hit me with your best shot...
Hit me with your best shot
Fire away!
Hit me with your best shot
Why don't you hit me with your best shot
Hit me with your best shot
Fire away

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