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(v)
1. to execute a 'pick-and-roll' play on the basketball court
2. to 'pick' up an opportunity at a dis and 'roll' with it by making fun of the person you're dealing with- in good humor, of course.
3. getting or flirting with a girl; to 'pick' up an opportunity at doing something with a member of the opposite sex and 'roll' with it by either grinding on the dance floor or some other form of intimacy with her/him that need not be said in so many words .
4. achieving huge success to 'pick' up any opportunity at achieving something and 'roll' with it by being successful- esp. in an academic subject
5. just as Amendment 9 of the Constitution says, this dictionary definition list cannot possibly cover every aspect of the multifaceted pick n' roll, and sometimes, higher powers will have to be consulted to determine correct usage.
(adj)
6. often used when describing an opportunity that could lead to one of the aforementioned pick n' roll actions (a ----- opportunity)
(n)
7. The act of being super fly (NOTE: since the gerund of 'pick n' roll' is generally not used, the noun form of it is used to describe any execution of a pick n' roll opportunity) ; The noun form is often abbreviated PNR.
1.
Jeremy: "We were only able to beat the other team because you two kept teaming up for those amazing two-pointers.
Floyd and Lloyd: "Yup, we pick n' rolled all day."
2.
Alex: "Does this dress make me look fat?"
Neil: "You don't need a dress to do that."
Mike: "Snap! You just pick n' rolled all over her."
3.
George: "So apparently I heard you went clubbing the other night, and did absolutely nothing apart from drinking pepsi til 3 AM?"
Albert: "That's total crap- I picked n' rolled all night."
4.
John: "How'd you do on your report card this term? I got a 92 average."
Lisa: "Oh- that's pretty good. I managed a 100.3"
John: "Wow- you just bullsh- I mean- you just pick n' rolled this term, huh?."
5.
David: "Did you guys make the semi-final round of policy debate?"
Daniel: "Man, We pick n' rolled to finals, baby!"
6 and 7 usage (in order):
Alex: "Does this dress make me look fat?"
Neil: "Wow Alex, you just handed me a pick n' roll opportunity."
Mike: "That's not the only thing she's handing you."
Ally: "Whoa! That was OD PNR!"
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1. To have a terrible appearance.
2. To look bad or Sick
3. To tell someone that they look like Shit
Example 1
I saw Matt the other day and man he looked like he just rolled out of an asshole. I think he was wearing the same clothes on Saturday night!!
Example 2
(Military)
Holy Shit Troops! You all look like you just rolled out of an asshole this morning and put on your uniforms.
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Someone who believes that any songs that aren't made by famous Rock and Roll legends are trash. They refuse to listen to anything but rock and roll, and decide they dislike a song before they even hear it. They are total assholes who think they are above everyone else just because they only listen to Queen and Boston. For their complete lack of an open mind they tend to flock to one another and talk about vinyl recorders as if they lived in the 1900s, and roll their eyes every time someone express a love for a song they do not like and have probably never heard.
Me: Hey, I just head a great new song on the radio today!
Snob: Phhh, all the great songs have already been sung.
Me: Will you stop being a rock and roll snob for 5 minutes and actually listen to the song?
Snob: If it is popular, then it is stupid trash.
Me: JUST LISTEN TO THE DAMN SONG!
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Steam Roll Mafia (S.R.M)
A society of top notch people who have been given the right to inform people of their problems or faults. Chosen carefully by the people of the 904 and the 561 who originally created it. They have to be intellegent people who are good at insulting jealous hoes and tricks. They do walkups not drivebys and their weapons of choice are instant messangers and myspace so they dont have to get any closer to the ugly or fat people than they have to. They are real ass people who will straight up tell you whats up.
An invitation to a random chat room is usually a sign of the steam roll mafia, the best thing to do is accept and save yerself the trouble to come.
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A group of homosexual men performing a drive-by shooting.
"We finna Fruit Roll-Up his ass."
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The act of having sex in a room full of people without anyone knowing.
"How about you turn around and hike up your skirt so I can give you a mexican bologna roll?"
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A motto used to express ones determination to struggle with and overcome his or her problems.
"I'm sorry about your car, man. She was a real beaut! You okay?"
"I'll be allright. You gotta rock on and roll with the punches!"
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