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Ugly pointed toe flat shoes, commonly black, worn by big women with no socks and the have a slight lean} to them. Commonly worn with anything, dresses, jeans, shorts, skirts, etc. Not very appealing
Girl 1: I'm trying to take a gang of pictures tonight girl so my make up and everything has to be on point, what are you wearing?
Girl 2: I'm wearing what I have on, I just need to touch up my make up and I'm good to go!
Girl 1: I know you don't think you're getting in the club with those Big Bitch 11's} on! Those shits are ugly, no ones gonna talk to you wearing those, the bouncer is not even going to let you in wearing those, go in my closet and grab some heels
october 5th is national smack a*s day
yo its october 5th yk what that means its national smack a*s day
Throwing up 2’s means your submissive to women
Look! Michael is throwing up 2’s, He likes getting pegged!
The act of ejaculating into a VCR, inserting a VHS tape, and watching a full length feature film. Can only be done if the person who ejects the tape is unawares. Watching an entire film allows for the tape, and subsequently the ejaculate, to heat up. After the film ends the unsuspecting victim ejects the tape to reveal luke-warm frothy ejaculate on top of the tape and man-goo stretching from the VCR to the back of the tape as they pull it out. The goal however, is to have the victim pull out the tape to reveal a beautiful zig-zag jizz pattern on top of it. But much like with real toaster strudels the victim just gets the jizz all over their hands. No matter how hard you try to make it look like the commercials you always fuck it up. Common practice among Boomers.
Mark: Hey Kar...Karen! Let's watch Jurassic Park tonight.
Karen: Okay sweetie!
FILM ENDS
Mark: Hey Kar can you eject the tape my c6 and c7 are giving me trouble again tonight.
Karen: Sure honey.
Karen ejects the tape and gasps. The tape and her hands are now covered in Mark's jizz.
Karen: Oh Mark! Did you just 90's Toaster Strudel me! Oh not again sweety!
drunk friends telling you to stop laughing. They really need to get light or glasses or something to help them see. Used mainly on discord voice channels.
"hey s ty pp laughuif!!" said the drunk member named irrelevant
Name given to a female that dresses and acts like a groupie from the 1980's. Mostly distinguished by an 80's permed hair style.
I heard that I Love The 80's hoo-hoo tastes like chicken noodle soup.
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Team USA (Soccer) building you up only to let you down. This stems from EA Sports FIFA 2010 and how the team is just ok and if using them will lead you to a total let down.
John: Damn bro cant we win the F$%#en cup!
Jay: "Heartbreaks and 808's"
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