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a person who is stupid or socially awkward in an ignorant, intentional way; someone who goes out of their way to be an asshole
That guy that cut me off on the highway today is a real douche nozzle
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To be a creator of douches or to be the god of douche bags as well as being completely full of themselves. Only a select few have been able to claim this title.
Guy 1: Hey, did you hear, Greg is dating his ex-girlfriend's best friend?
Guy 2: Yeah, hes really a douche nozzle.
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one who takes the very last Dorito and puts the bag back into the cabinet for the next person
person 1 yes the last Dorito munch munch munch
person 2 yes doritos
person 1 nope
person 2 you fucking douche nozzle
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A long groomed beard which projects from the chin whereas the rest of the face is shaved.
Dude, Ian Scott from Anthrax has a awesome douche nozzle. He must be the king douche.
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A person who appears cool and normal at first, and then, unexpectedly, reveals a decidedly douchey character. Common exhibitors of stealth doucheness are outside sales representatives, apartment leasing managers, college fraternity presidents, and automotive salesmen. While more commonly seen in males, females may also exhibit stealth doucheness, yet females with the condition are typically referred to as backstabbing beyotches.
I thought Sam was cool at first. He always brought beer to the office party and looked the other way when I was cruising online instead of working. But the dude is a stealth douche - he suddenly ratted me out to HR and now I'm on probation.
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A word used to described an intolerable person. Like a popcicle, only, instead of grape or strawberry, frozen extra-cleansing vinegar douche.
Boy, that guy Steve is such a douche-sicle!
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After a man ejaculates inside of a woman's vagina, she runs to the toilet and pushes it out as much as possible.
Quick, use my shirt for a fuck douche. You better not fuck douche on my stomach.
You better not fuck douche on my stomach.
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