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The Pumpkin Game

It is indescribable. But.. we will attempt to metaphor. You open up a can of creativity and see what spills out. This is a game that attempts to disprove Newton's Law by showing that in the realms of the imagination, the force to smash a fictional pumpkin is not always met by an equal and opposing force to save the aforementioned fictional pumpkin.

Scenario A:
Bob: I have drawn a Pumpkin
Smead: I will now squash your pumpkin by drawing a hammer hanging precariously above it.
Bob: (pondering...) Bun of a Snitch...
Smead: Your turn.
Bob: (Scribbling) Hold on. There is now a gigantic sponge on top of my pumpkin. My sponge absorbs the shock of your hammer.
Smead: So we do this back and forth until somebody slips up and overlooks one of the multiple threats lurking around the pumpkin, or else (on the opposing side) fails to threaten its safety?
Bob: Pretty much, yep.
Smead: Wait--who blocks with a sponge?
Bob: I do.
Smead: This game is weird.
(loud clapping)
The End Of Scenario A

(there is no Scenario B)

So let me get this straight... Spiderman, with his extra gigantic and somehow magical bean-bag frisbee managed to block ALL of my bullets I shot at your pumpkin?!?! Fine! Fine! I am drawing a nuke! Take THAT, web-shooter! Can't block that? Then The Pumpkin Game is over!

by Tommy's Hill Figures May 28, 2014


Flyest in the game

FAYEZ is the flyest guy out there. Nobody can compete

Have you seen the GOAT?

Oh u mean Fayez? How can u miss him he’s the Flyest In the game!

by Daddy leena November 6, 2021


KingPhoenix12 gaming

A YouTube sensation

Wills favorite channel

Wow pewdiepie is a kingPhoenix12 gaming

by PatMishere December 12, 2020


Compromise Game

Not necessarily a curve game. When someone tries to flirt with you and you turn them down sexually, but you still leave opportunity for friendship. You still give them your number or any social media even though you know their intentions.

Sage: Man, I can't trust my girl when she goes out.

Gary: Why bro?
Sage: My girl don't have a curve game, she got a compromise game.
Gary: Oh hell nah bro. DROP HER ASS!

by LityBopCity September 4, 2017


No gaming January

Go the whole of January without playing a video game. If you fail then your officially addicted to your console and have no life :)

Bro u wanna hang out after school I ain’t got nothing else to do bc it’s no gaming January

by SpangledDuck69 November 14, 2020


Pre-game

jerking off before sex to make it last longer

Always pre-game

by Flakahocka August 15, 2019


the who game

he who game is what happens when an ex friend or lover acts like a fool and says they dont know you but they do.

me: Hello, Jonathan!
Jonathan: who are you?
me: ugh dont play the who game!
Jonathan}: I dont know who you are.
me: you just sent me a dick pic. dont lie.

by cute little pet June 6, 2018