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A day to send bare tits to anyone
Did you know it’s national send tits day
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You can get head from anybody on April 27 even if you have a girlfriend/boyfriend it won’t matter because it’s national just ask anybody for head they won’t be able to deny it.
Him: Hey can I have head
Her:sure but only this day because it’s National Give Head Day
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National Eat Pussy Day is on June 24th. People celebrate by eating girls out.
Forest: "I'm going to Christina's house tomorrow."
Emily: "To do what?"
Forest: "Imma eat her out didn't you hear tomorrow's National Eat Pussy Day!"
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On March 26th lands national dumb bitch day, a day dedicated for all those dumb bitches we all hate.
fuck off darline, its national dumb bitch day. A day dedicated to you
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smack a bitch who runs their mouth to much or do it for “fun”
Sheila smack her Bestfriend cause it’s National Smack A Bitch Day and because her
Bestfriend slept with Sheila’s boyfriend🤣
This girl just ran up to me and smack the shart out of me
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August 5th is national bad bitch day . When all bad bitches just be the pretty bitches they are . So on August 5th go let a bad bitch know it’s her/his day !
Person 1 : it’s national bad bitch day !
Person 2 : happy national bad bitch day pretty !
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It pretty self explanatory just say joe mama as much as possible
Samuel:I love that hat
Gilbert: thanks joe gave it to me
Samuel: who’s joe
Gilbert: JOE MAMA
Samuel:why
Gilbert: because it national joe mama day obvi
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