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Star Signs/Zodiac signs part of Astrology. It is believed that being born a certain month gives you a certain Star Sign, and each Star Sign provides a certain personality. The problem is, it's so generalized that people like to assume that if they had a bad experience with a (insert star sign here), then everyone with that sign is a horrible person. And that's just total bullshit. To me, star sign girls are walking đźš©red flagsđźš©. I only know cancer because the whole idea is cancer.
If she's into star signs, she belongs to the streets.
Girl: OMFG, I'm like, a cancer, what star sign are you?
Sane person: I know you're a cancer. You believe in those shitty star signs.
A shorty that is down for anything in the back seat of your vehicle đź’¦
One man's 6 month talking stage is another man's 1st link Backseat All Star. The game is wicked
A supposedly extraordinary event, experience, or game plan. When describing something as a rocket to the stars you believe it will result in a very rewarding outcome.
Rocket to the stars? Get-rich-quick scheme more like it!
When a girl gets two periods within the same calendar month. Referenced to "once in a blue moon."
Tom: "Hey, do you want go grab drinks tonight?"
Phil: "I would, but there's a Crimson Star at my house tonight. I got to go to the store to get tampons."
When someone is preforming very pleasurable sexual acts on your dick (typically oral) to the extent that you go “silly”, as well as giving you five stars on your skin, which for white people makes the affected skin turn pink.
Also a character from the show Spongebob Squarepants
Person A: Man she turned me into Patrick Star
OR
Person A: She gave me the Patrick Star treatment
A weirdo that is best friends with Spongerbob. Catches jellfish and lives under a rock like a true starfish.
"Is mayonaise an instrument?"-Patrick Star
when your butthole looks like a star because it’s clenched.. this happens when you’re too shy to poop in public places
I’m star shy so I can only poop at home