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Lamp post

One of those things that are always on or off and you never see them turning on or off, it just happens and no one knows how

I've never seen a lamp post turn on or off, have you?

by TamChanUwU November 6, 2021


Post-ratchet diet

What you eat after being a fuckin ratchet

After a night on the town--being drunk bitches and clubbing-- A and B find themselves hongry.

A: Fuuuuuck, some animal-style fries at In-n-Out sound soooo good right now.
B: Yee! Post-ratchet diet!!

by Ivanizerrr November 21, 2012


Esteem Posting

Writing a definition about your name on Urban Dictionary, in a flattering manner.
It's all bullshit and you know it, but you're so depressed and pathetic, that you have to manufacture ego-boosts.

Martin: "I caught my sister writing on UD about people with HER name...'

Edwardo: "wow... esteem posting. lame."

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019


Post-Spacetime Extranaturalism

Post-Spacetime Extranaturalism, also Post-Spacetime Supernaturalism, is a philosophical worldview that holds that the supernatural, also extranatural and paranormal, exists beyond spacetime, where several or all elements related to religion, spirituality, esoterics, occultism, metaphysics and extraphysics, such as spirits, souls, consciousness, afterlife, reincarnation, extraphysical mechanics, divinity, gods, deities, spiritual beings and extraphysical life forms exist beyond spacetime and cannot be determined by things inside spacetime, but they can be felt, experienced and even accessed in spacetime, and, in some cases, bring to the spacetime by some means, such as spiritual means and technological means. Post-Spacetime extranaturalism also believes in post-spacetime extraphysicalism and post-spacetime extramaterialism, where both, extraphysicalism and extramaterialism are about what’s beyond spacetime and they are excellent to determine things beyond spacetime. Post-Spacetime Extranaturalism also rejects any notion and idea of naturalism, physicalism and materialism since it considers there are things beyond spacetime and it says there are 99,9% of chances to exist life, properties and things beyond spacetime, such as spiritual beings, gods, deities, aliens and even things as souls, spirits, consciousness, afterlife, spiritual worlds, spiritual realities, multiverses and other extraphysical things as well.

Post-Spacetime Extranaturalism is an interesting theory, it might be good on the understanding of what’s beyond spacetime and even encourage people to study what’s beyond spacetime, even it might take a lot of time until post-spacetime studies and technology start to being developed.”

by Full Monteirism June 1, 2021


post post depression

When you post something and you instantly get depression f****** wondering what people are going to think and judge you and all that s*** and you know your b**** ass ain't going to f****** delete it so you're kind of depressed and you're like oh s*** and then you turn off your phone or like silence it and then throw it into the corner and then look at your computer only

shit dude i posted the pic and now i got post post depression

by FrickDaPoPo May 31, 2024


Post sandwich reflection

When the sandwich was so good you take the time to stare into the wind of how good it was

You ever had a sandwich so good you just had to reflect on its greatness = post sandwich reflection

by Malko p May 31, 2024


post coital kindness

A state of euphoric.bliss following sex in which one partner showers the other with annoying compliments after completion of a sexual encounter.

After Charlotte rode Graham like a wild Shackelford pony, he was overwhelmed with post coital kindness rendering his partner helpless.

by Rod Ba July 31, 2017