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When your scrotum is so loose, someone can stick their head in it, and wear it like a hat.
"Holy shit! You got some saudi arabian top hats!"
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a type of car by the way
1.oh dear it seems to be raining drop top compressors
2.NOOOOOOOOO my drop top compressor ate my mum!
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watching the UK TV programme "top gear", your challenge is to look for black people in the audience.Jeremy clarkson is a racist.
top gear challenge is when the camera pans round the audience try to spot anyone who isn't white. Jeremy Clarkson is a racist
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During sex, an uncircumcised male pulls back his foreskin and the female spits on the tip. In some cases she may pee on it instead.
"Hey, did you sleep with that girl last night?"
"Yeah, she pulled the ole' rain drop drop top on me!"
“You lucky dog, she’s a freak!”
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One day in a foreign land a gaelic gladiator stood upon a hill green as emeralds. He simply rung his bell three times and screamed on the top of his lungs "Ding Ding Ding, Top of morning!!!!" His scream was so loud he made his neighbors go deaf and the subreddit r/jacksepticeye was formed. Today the gaelic gladiator resigns in brighton and goes by the name Seán. His legend lives on in our hearts and 24 million people now know of his call.
"Ding Ding Ding Top of Morning!" screamed Sheila trying to wake up her parents.
the extremely horrifying, unattractive disease (not a medical disease) when a woman or man tried to squeeze into a pair of pants three sizes too small for them, resulting in the overflow of flab, rolls, junk and extra skin over the top of the pants.
warning: may cause heart failure (to the person witnessing it)
"haha hey check out that lady... shes like 10 pounds overweight and looks like shes comin down with a little muffin-top syndrome. ew!"
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