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This is the day where girls ask out guys instead of guys asking girls out.
Girl 1: i like him so bad i want him to ask me out.
Girl 2: well its November 5th so you have to.
Girl 1: damn November 5th
Get your jewish friend to give you head
Only if they have brown hair and though
The day where tall people can ask a short person anything and they have to do it or if it’s a question then have to answer it
Tall guy: Ayo Madyson
Madyson: what?
Tall guy: be my personal minion for the day
Madyson: hell no
Tall guy: to fuckin bad you can’t say no it’s November 5th so suck it
Madyson: fuck you
NOVEMBER 5 day you give a friend/family a HUG and thank them for every thing they do for you no matter what happened between you and them.
On NOVEMBER 5 When I got home I gave me mom a hug.
Slap your friend named Aadit day
Aadit: why’d you hit me!
You: ITS NOVEMBER 5TH BUDDY
national free nut day
nut without failing no nut November
"yo i nutted so hard on November 5th"
"don't that mean you failed no nut November"
"nah the 5th is a free nut day"