To pull a Jake Sommer is an action by which some person of the male gender, preferably named Jake, Has anal sexual intercourse with any male by the name of nick.
Man, i heard nick pulled a Jake sommer at the party last week.
A lumber jake is a guy who looks like he's too pretty to be an actual lumberjack. Instead he would just hang around the logging camp and trade beauty tips for flap jacks.
Look at this preposterous lumber jake stealing all of our ladies!
A man with a batty wider then the Mediterranean
Oh my god, I can see Jake Cuthbert's batty from Mongolia!
Jake and Mae is a online couple apart of a server called "Ashley's House" They have been poop raped before and are recovering.
Jake And Mae are both retarded!
A powerful god that can eliminate any enemy just with a single snap. This entity is a god, he controls the tides of Earth itself. He rules the world.
Player 1: Hey have you've heard of jake/wanted/found robot suit/hunts mutants?
Player 2: no lol
Player 1: ok
You got a Robe styled jake north down there or are you just happy to see me?