Your Friends Router, You know who they are.
You wont stop lagging, get better wifi you potato.
It is something you eat and for some reason everyone bullies on it
John: I threw a potato out of my window!
Nick:Where did it land?
John: In an another potato!
potatos are nice to eat bro why not eat they are cool
totally not an reference from portal or portal 2 potato
The things that have been empowered by the dirt of Irish soil, though Irish people do not want to admit it is a relish from the Lepricorn overlords as they might be destroyed because of the pure power of the Potato
me: Is the potato a sacred food that is empowered by dirt and can give you the power of the Irish peoples.
Irish Person: No. . . (Sneakily darts eyes to the left)
"Have you heard of the potato humans, brah?"
"Nah brah, that's just something 12 year old girls call themselves to seem cool."
God like figure worshiped and idolised by mankind
"wow, I have become one with the Potato, enlightenment has rained down upone me, I finally see it all. All hail potato!"