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Blow job

A term for the person in lawn scaping that is tasked with blowing away the leaves and grass and all the shit left behind. Usually with a leaf blower.

Tony, your on blow job today, no pun intended, don't go sucking dicks Tony.

by Resonanaced September 8, 2020


blow job

Slang term for pressure washing something, usually a vehicle.

"I went to Joes house gave me a blow job"

by cockballer May 26, 2024


blow crime

Black-on-white violent crime.

Surprisingly, blow crimes have nothing to do with oral sex.

by Lucian T. Skeptic November 26, 2022


Snow and Blow

When you do a line of cocaine off of a man’s genitals and give him a blow job afterwards.

That night, I got the snow and blow from a random girl I met in Vegas.

by Trichomonas July 2, 2021


Rick blowed

When you are blowed beyond all comprehension. Super stoned

Eric: I'm fried
Trevor: Yeah, I'm Facked
Nick: Bro, I'm blowed beyond all comprehention
Connor: Rick blowed
Eric, Nick, Trevor: Daaamn

by twitter:connor.jewett October 21, 2016


blowing wet leaves

The act of performing fellatio on a flaccid penis; seemingly as futile as using a leaf blower on wet leaves.

The hooker was blowing wet leaves for 30 minutes and her john still couldn't get a hard-on.

by Bloody Plow October 12, 2017


Blow the grampuse

To throw cold water on a man who has fallen asleep when on duty.

I blew the grampuse on my lazy coworker.
Let's blow the grampuse and get his trolleywags wet!

by JordanR February 19, 2007