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One who attracts douche bags.
Susan is always attracting losers...what a douche bagnet
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A female douche who is usually overweight, slightly attractive when you're drunk, but completely loses their attractiveness once you're sober again. They are purely annoying and you can't stand being next to them for one minute. Almost like a douchebabe minus the hotness.
Those hippo girls are completely douche-grenades!!
Get those douche-grenades outta here!
I thought that girl was hot but when I opened my eyes I saw her for what she truly is which is a DOUCHE-GRENADE!!!
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Awkward and contrived personal flourishes in written communication as a sign-off. Typically used by douche bags as a signal of their self importance. Mainly found in emails, but also text messages, chat and old fashioned paper letters. Typically take the form of letters or symbols, but occasionally, as with The Artist Formerly Known as Prince, leverage wholly new iconography or imagery.
"Did you see Duane's email signature? "Ci@o" What the fuck is that at sign about. What a douche flourish."
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Loaner-douche is just another way to write loaner douche.
*See loaner douche for definition.
He's not just, like... a -normal- douche. He's a loaner-douche (or loaner douche)."
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When someone (a show off, asshole, "douche bag") displays signs of being a douche bag.
"Look at that guy in that truck, he's sticking his foot out the open window. That is the most retarded display of douche baggerary that I've ever seen!"
"That retard is prone to douche baggerary"
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Ones who feed off the inconsiderate Douches or Dbags. Usually a Douche Bags "sidekick".
Girl 1: That guy is a total Douche Bag!
Girl 2: Yeah but his friend is even worse! He is a total Douche Maggot!!
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A female who tends to date douche bags
"If you date one more douche bag, you will officially be at douche box status"
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