A game used by all guys that have no life. This game takes away the attention of all their girlfriends. It’s a waste of time and as soon as the next game comes in it will be history. All the guys spend their time posting their victories that no one in this world gives a shit about and be prepared to loose your girlfriend after this.
Guys: hey I’m about to play fortnite I’ll text you later
Gf: Dont even text back stay with your stupid game you asshole
DAD: My son has Fortnite
Friend: You mean Cancer
Dad: Same thing
A game developed by non-epic games that causes certain players to contract ligma
A stupid game where kids say fucking weird stuff like "oN mE" "aImBoT" "REVIVE ME" "YOU BOT" "I aM sOOO sweaty"
Also where you can find 12 year old whores.
A disease that infects the brain like a parasite and slowly destroyes the brain and forces the victum to wast all its money on the game and only talk about Fortnite wins as well as do stupid looking dances
Hear about that jarek kid he's gotten diagnosed with fortnite
A Game that kids play and cause parents to lose their minds and money on it
Mom: GET OFF FORTNITE!
Son: Let me finish my game and can I buy v-bucks