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When someone acts like their going to pick up their dogs poop, but leaves it in someone else's yard.
I hate my neighbor! Every time that dog poops in my yard she does a ghost pick up!
When you find fresh semen somewhere on yourself without knowing how it got there
Dude, remember Chad?! Fuck that guy, when I saw him at the party hitting on my ex girlfriend I gave him a warm ghost right on his shoulder.
When sisters from the same mister both raise an arm in mid slumber and begin to slowly tickle the arm in soothing comfort.
Well. There’s Sam doing that ghost arm thing again.
When you take a shit (particularly a solid one) and post wipe you notice no anal residue left behind on the toilet paper. This happening is synonymous with possessing a “golden butthole” if it has happened more than 5 times in a year. Congratulations are in order for anyone who successfully attains a Ghost Rider.
My uncle Rusty took the longest shit last night in my bathroom, I was upset at the smell until he showed me his Ghost Rider! I can’t believe that dump left his asshole clean as a whistle, Rusty is a true American hero.
Someone who sleeps with you and immediately disappears into the night.
Girl #1 - “Damn he didn’t ghost you did he?!”
Girl #2 - “Worse... he was a ghost rider...”
Ghost rider is a marvel comic Amit-hero.
Has a flaming skull and mostly a black leather outfit.
There where many ghost riders (even a female one). Usually the Ghost Rider is a spirit of vengeance who can poses a person. Ghost rider has a bike called “hell-cycle”. The most popular ghost rider is Jonny balze who gave his soll to the devil himself so his step father wouldn’t die of cancer but he died anyway.
Only weapons forged from heaven can kill him. His powers are: Immense superhuman strength, stamina, agility, reflexes, endurance, and durability.
Enchanted hellfire chain, motorcycle, cars, swords, and shotgun.
Invulnerability to fire, heat, lava and flames.
Penance Stare.
Resurrection.
Immortality.
Regeneration.
Accelerated healing factor.
His first appearance is in marvel spotlight #5 August 1972
Ghost rider the spirit of vengeance
An unsuspecting individual who consistently engages in intercourse with others who in turn ghost them.
After a streak of being abruptly left by her intimate partners, Allison came to the realization she was a Ghost Rider.