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When you get done eating spicy food such as Buffalo wings or flaming hot Cheetos and you get hot sauce on your fingers; you immediately start fingering your girlfriend two in the pink and one in the stink, which will spice up sex.
Speaker 1: Man dude, I really started spicing her up during sex last night!
Speaker 2: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: I fingered her two holes with hot sauce on my fingies.
Speaker 2: Cringes at the thought.
A slut's dream party. Everybody gets a turn wearing her out.
She is always up for hosting a super spread her party.
Come on, she is my best fwend!!!
The bad excuse to talk to your fwend in cass
Come on, I haven't talked to her in like 30 seconds
smack their ass back when they leave
"Mila left the server" " Oh you can ass her back"
No the fuck you didn't you lying ass bitch. A priest too. Even the priests lie! That's what makes it hell (by the way). That's what makes them an affront to God. You're going to sit there and make shit up like Joe Rogan with the litter boxes and lie because you're a narcissist who thinks that no one is going to call you on anything. I know nobody is going to call me on anything because I live in truth but this motherfucker actually thought I was going to sit here and let him say he saw a bitch climb up a wall and I'm just not going to say anything about it.
Priest "I saw her climb up a wall."
Hym "No. You didn't. That isn't a thing that can happen and even if you did it was a hoax. The zealotry abounds! It's wild!"
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The act of nibbling a girls fanny flaps during cunilingus.
Met a bird last night phil, took her home and we had oral sex . She loved it when I was chewing her chicken