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Probably the dumbest thing produced since i last took a shit
Yo, to all you Europeans, Africans, Asians chill out man, at least we know that someone like him him couldnt win in our home. Better them then us eh?
But guess what? The Americans voted for him.
"No where else in the world could President George W Bush win. No where but America"
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1. Tea bagger defense of epic failure used by conservatives to distract people from discussing anything associated with actual facts.
2. Right wing nut job defending the invasion of Iraq to find the weapons of mass destruction that were given to Iraq by Ronald Reagan during the Iran-Contra affair.
3. Trying to defend the fucktard that appointed Donald Rumsfeld to fight the War on Terrorism against Osama Bin Laden KNOWING that Rumsfeld gave Osama Bin Laden $4 billion during Charlie Wilson's War to Fight Communism.
Why do liberals insist that it's George Bush's Fault that 20 million people abandoned their homes and collapsed the economy when they fled the country to avoid prison after republicans outlawed Mexicans using the Real ID Act just like Herbert Hoover during the Great Depression?
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abbreviation phrase for "straight up, motherfucking bullshit"
Hey Shawn, I thought you said your sister didn't like me. After last night, I know thats strup muffin bush.
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1. The act of consuming cocaine that has been placed on/in a female's vagina. To make it a true SPIB, the female must hail from Alaska and/or the act must occur while in the state of Alaska.
2. Taking a snow plowing vehicle into the bush, AKA the Alaskan Wilderness.
1. "Me and Johnny met Sarah last night and went for a travel in the Bush. Johnny thought it be a grand idea to go ahead and go SNOW PLOWING IN THE BUSH."
2. "I took my Ford up north, put on my plow, and went SNOW PLOWING IN THE BUSH."
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President of the United States from 2000 to 2004, re-elected in 2004. Known to be hated and blamed for the economy of the years he is/was president. Keeps Michael Moore in a job. His father, George H. W. Bush, believes Athiests are not citizens of the United States (apparently, Freedom of Religion swooped directly over his head.) Can't seem to find Weapons of Mass Destruction anywhere.
"It's your money, you payed for it." -George W. Bush
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he turned america from a great @$$ country full of freedom of speech and rights 2 practice whatever religion a preson chooses into a country where muslims are being riddiculed. George W. mother screwing Bush is by far the most idiotic president 2 have won an election. He gives America a bad stuck up name. all he wants is gas and since he couldn't get it he says:
"Hey i feel like bombing something cuz the Supreme Court won't let me bomb the Lincoln memorial...let's go bomb Iraq. Saddam has guns and he looks like the bad guys from the movies and he knocked down my beautiful towers. i loves them so much i named them Jessica and Bob." and he didn't stop there. american's published a FAKE Quran (religious book of the muslims) clearly trying to manipulate new muslims who changed their religion. giving out the wrong message and mixing Christianity with Islam. this is violation of the 1ST Amendment in the Constitution Of The United States Of America, which states that a person has the right to worship any religion they want and no one can change their ways or make them practice any other religion than that which they have chosen. The fake quran that was published was named THE FURQA...whch is forcing new muslims to believe in christian beliefs and be missleaded down the wrong path. and wat does old George do? why he does nuthin. all he can say is when asked 4 comment is " Don't mess with Texas"
so u c ppl. dis is clearly a mother jacking Fuckass! who da hell is wit me? say HELL YEA BITCH!
Comments on George W. Bush by a catholic Nun:
GEORGE DAT WHORE! WAT A FUCKER! I HOPE HE BURNS IN HELL! AMEN! god 4give me 4 my dirty forked toungue but this man is wretched.
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A fairly impotent, inarticulate figure who, by means unknown to me (or much of the world, for that matter), became not only the Repbublican presidential nominee in the years 2000 and 2004, but also the incumbant president. He is regarded as a dull person, with a distinct lack of intelligence, due to his speech problems, his stubbornness, and inane decisions made all throughout his presidency.
Being the president from 2000-2008, he is, by some, known to be one of the worst presidents in American history. He is a part of the Republican party, which has, recently, lost its majority hold over both the House of Representatives and Senate - both houses of Congress.
His achievements are, as follows:
- Worsening our debt, causing our balls to be more and more in the Chinese vice grip;
- Entering us into a war for murky reasons, and not being willing to either do what it takes to eliminate the insurgency, or leave;
- Nothing regarding outsourcing or illegal immigration;
- Making the US look like a bunch of idiots (possibly rightfully so) on the world stage;
- Butchering foreign affairs, and setting the NATO alliance on the brink of collapse;
- Wishing to ban abortions, homosexual unions, etc.;
- Et fucking cetera.
George Walker Bush is a very inept president, in my opinion. His opinions regarding many social issues, and his stance on this war in Iraq fucked. Beyond that, his reluctance to move against illegal immigration, outsourcing, or remedy the budget predicament, is utter idiocy. Obviously, I'm not the guy's biggest fan.
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