Milk man's day dream

When you insert the utter of a cow into your rectum and squeeze the utter to fill your anal cavity with milk.

Dude, I stole Debra's cow and I pulled a Milk man's day dream on it.

lick the milk bowl clean

to lick all of the cum off of a girl after she cums

I want to lick the milk bowl clean.

CHOCOLATE MILK GO DIE

CHOCOLATE MILK COMES FROM BROWN COWS YOU STUPID KINDERGARTERS GO DIE

I shot a cow in the head and ate he foot with my soggy chocolate milk go die kid

one eyed milk snake

Male genetalia, a purple headed yogurt slinger, cock, jimmy, 3rd leg

Question: What is the most dangerous snake on the planet?
Answer: (At wich time you unleash it and flap it about) and reply in great enthusiasm the one eyed milk snake

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Cookies, Milk and Naked Pleasures

1. The best thing in the world, chocolate chip cookies, milk and naked pleasures, all at once. Pure heaven.

2. Simultaneously engaging in the activity of naked pleasures whilst eating cookies and drinking milk.

3. Watching pornographic films where substantial amounts of cookies and milk are involved.

Background:
Ventrilo chat conversation with Requiem the domme, Beretta the whore and Naru the pervert.

Naru: *insert perverted things here*
Requiem: =O You mean like... naked pleasures?
Beretta: Hahaha what's naked pleasures?!
Requiem: Surely you don't need me to explain?!
Beretta: Hehe I can guess.
Random Bystander: I want some cookies and milk.
Requiem: I want some cookies and milk... and naked pleasures!
Beretta: Cookies, milk AND naked pleasures? All at once?!
Requiem: YEAH! ^_^ Cookies, milk and naked pleasures! XD

Also see "cookies milk naked pleasures", "CMNP", "C.M.N.P"

Requiem: Beretta, the marines are going to try siege the halls, I will give you cookies, milk and naked pleasures if you'll lerk lift me to the jet pack room so I can take out their RT's.
Beretta: Okay :D
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Requiem: Rue, eject the comm and you go commander. You're the only one leet enough to save this mess. We have four IP's and no advanced armory and the siege doors are about to open!
Rue: No!
Requiem: I'll give you cookies, milk and naked pleasures...
Rue: *sigh* Okay... *gets in comm chair*

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I can milk you

A meme that was originated from Markiplier's saying "I can milk you".

I can milk you.

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tall glass of chocolate milk

a tall, hot, dark skinned guy

wowww!! he's a tall glass of chocolate milk!!

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