Small muffins that have human body parts that may kill yousome people may see when using LSD, and are usually accompanied by Spaghetti Noodles.
Oh shit im freaking out man im seein some fuckin naked muffins
When someone says "Scuba Muffin!" it's a phrase to high-five to! This term Is also known as (a) "Muff Diver".
1: "Scuba muffin... Scuba muffin..... *looks up* muff diver!!
*High-fives*
2: "DUDE!!!! You're such a Scuba Muffin! *high-five*"
When lots of snow bundles together on a slope and gathers in balls at the base.
"Woah, look at those chunder muffins"
The basket of muffins the hospital delivers to the family of dying patients; often left untouched later gets redistributed to hospital employees
I feel bad for the patients but these grief muffins are delicious
The act of undressing a person and then having sex until your all steamy
Man 1: "Hey guess what i did to my girl yestarday!"
Man 2: "What? :P"
Man 1: "GAVE HER A STEAMED MUFFIN"
Man 2: "NEAT!"
Muffin Smusher, or "Muff Smusher" for short is another word used we use your manhood, or to describe a male slut.
Jimmy took a ball right in the muffin smusher
or
Jimmy gets a ton of chicks, he is a real muffin smusher
a gay dude who is an extreme pervert that lives on drury lane.
Guy 1: "Bro, I heard that guy over there lives on drury lane."
Guy 2: "Yeah bro. I also heard him masturbating in the bathroom yesterday."
Guy 1: "He must be a Mutha Fucker Muffin Man."