A warty vagina, or a vagina with many warts.
1) you could go with classic urban dictionary explanations like:
"Dude I slept with this girl last night and she was a total toad muffin...I think I'll hit her up again"
2) or you could go for the month python approach
"I have found the holy grail of women. She was a total toad muffin"
3) use as an insult to someone who slept with your ex:
"I BET HE TURNED YOU INTO A FUCKING TOAD MUFFIN, U FACKIN SKANK"
4) use for anyone you generally can't stand
"Why do you have to act like such a toad muffin all the time?"
5) or talk about a cat:
"Carl was petrified by the toad muffin. Like literally. He's made of stone now."
6) tinder:
"met a hot chick on tinder. We tried to Netflix and chill but then I saw her toad muffin ):"
She is indescribable but she is awe inspiring. She is lovely and she is sweet. She is the muffin shaker.
Joe: Dayum she's hot
Bert: Hell ya, she's a muffin shaker
The cutest and most adorable puppy ever to be born a human. Also a delicious treat that can be eaten taw
I need to find me a cubby muffin to cuddle, STAT
A being with a penis so small it could be compared to size of a puppies
"yo dude that kids dick is so small he could Shea The Muffin"
Boobs that are smaller than a B cup.
Amanda," Have you seen that new girl Lauren?"
Amber, "The one rockin the muffin pans?"
Amanda, "Yea, I think shes the leader of the IBTC."
Sounds like butt stuff
Girlfriend: whatcha wanna do tonight ?
Boyfriend let's do a knuckle muffin
Girlfriend: eww sounds like butt stuff .. IM IN!!!