Dad

Gone

Mommy when is dad gonna be home

Mom;soon honey

13 years later still not home

Dad

Something that you don't have

Someone: do you have a dad
Me: what's that?

Dad

That guy who left when you were a kid

You: Hey Mom, I miss Dad
Mom: We all do Sweetie

dad

The guy who left for milk

Dad please come home

dad

Male who made another living being with his genetic material.

Dad.

Dad

A substitute for the word "dick"

"Stop being such a dad!"

dad

a person who said they went to get milk and never came back

other kids: wheres your dad?
me: whats a dad?