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Another way of saying "I'm dead"
Haha I'm killed XD
Dude just told a funny joke, I'm killed.
He thought he ate that, I'm killed.
The person is implying that they are the skin on your ass
I'm skin your ass and make myself a new fur coat
Expressing willingness to what was proposed. Another way of saying "I'm down."
Wanna go watch a movie?
Ya I'm ham
Denial is a river in egypt you are gay
Wilhelm: "I'm not like that" proceeds to kiss Simon
The most terrific comeback and scary thing ever it is really offensive to say NEVER SAY IT THE GOVERNMENT WILL COME FOR YOU
Oh yeah. I'm gonna tell my mom.
It means that you're on your way to take a jerk. Instead of openly saying that you want to jerk off, this is a way for parents to hopefully not understand, which reduces the chance of them catching you jerking off.
"Guys, will be back soon, I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA"
Something you should never say on any public transport
Garry: "I'm the bomb!"
John "Bro, we're on a plane, you can't say that"