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a horrific life-threatening neurological disease in which the affected individual has no concept of anything existing outside the tiny bubble that is their home town.
symptoms include but are not limited to:
- being very popular in high school and constantly talking about “the glory days”
- having a constantly dwindling friend group because everyone else is moving on with their life
- still showing up to high school parties
- white
- always trying to get into to fights because of a deep feeling of failure or unhappiness
You: “Boss got me workin overtime this weekend, i wish i had gone to college or traveled somewhere, and never got diagnosed with town syndrome.”
That one guy you kinda saw around in high school who is now somehow your “best friend”: “shut up, you fucking towny”
A state of pure motion in which one’s sense of time, place and even self melt away 2. Bliss
Out kayaking today, everything felt perfect. I was living in flow town.
In the month of November you are allowed to fuck any girl anywhere any time.
Her: Why did you take my virginity?
Him: Its National Pound Town Month
known now as the crap pitch derby, these teams have the worst pitches in the southern league and they should be kicked from the league itself. parkway are on the tongue of relegation but poole are in the mid table area.
poole town vs plymouth parkway is a crap pitch derby
A group of young boys who run Edinburgh Town and who own Pmall warriors. #E-Town
“E-Town are Edinburgh’s representives”
E-Town is a group of young boys who run Edinburgh town and who also run pmall warriors #E-Town
“E-Town boys will run u down for money and drugs”