When you hold your hand in a "karate-style" fashion, then, with a ramming motion, jam it up an unsuspecting person's ass crack. (Optional) Then yell "COLD FISH!"
John was unpleasantly supprised when I gave him a Cold Fish in the bowling alley parking lot.
When one takes a pubic hair and shoves it into another persons mouth.
Will was pissed at Gus, so he went fishing on Gus.
A vagina that smells like nasty fish🐟🐠
“She got a tootie fish , that shi stinks”
Senior class of 2011(wasuppp) pranking schools with fish.
Student=Hey Mrs.*ee what is that in your frikin drinking water?!
Teacher= umm who put live goldfish in my drinking water?!
Student= i don't know but you got fished!
"Monkey Fish", the statement used when a person successfully lands a small goldfish cracker in-between a monkey's ass cheeks at a zoo.
Owen: Yo bro, I'm finna Monkey Fish that ape.
Ralph: Bro do it, no balls.
Someone who always has really bad breath. It’s said that they lick fish and that’s how their breath gets so bad
Jerry: Steve, I think my wife is a fish licker
Steve: how come?
Jerry: she kissed me thing morning and I almost projectile vomited on the kids